Entries Tagged as 'From the cave...'

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

Rednecks Bring Holiday Calm to Iraq

WASHINGTON D.C. - Unnamed military sources say the drop in violent attacks and deadly suicide bombings in Iraq is linked to the deployment of a new, super-secret fighting force.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

Popular Bowhunting Message Board Offers Archery and Marriage Advice

HARTFORD, CT — Can one website be all things to all hunters?  Some fans of The Leatherwall, a message board maintained by the popular traditional bowhunting website The Stickbow seem to think so.

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

Game Commission Woos Sutherland

HARRISBURG, PA — In a move as bold as it is seemingly bizarre, the Pennsylvania Game Commission announced today that non-other than actor Keifer Sutherland is being actively courted to play a key role in undercover operations against poachers and game violators in the state.  Sutherland plays counter-terrorism agent Jack Bauer on Fox Network’s hit [...]

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

Will Primos Shaves Beard

FLORA, MS — Turkey hunters uttered a collective “What the hell?” this month upon the announcement from Primos® Hunting Calls that founder and president, Will Primos, has cut off his trademark beard.

Sunday, February 25th, 2007

Suit Claims Record Book Gives Some Bowhunters the Shaft

LANSING, MI — Michigan bowhunter Mike Bowser is no stranger to controversy. When the Detroit-area trophy hunter arrowed his latest monster whitetail last fall—an incredible six-year old 12-point with a jaw dropping 34-inch spread—skeptics insisted the incredible rack had to be a hoax and that Bowser was a fraud.