Entries Tagged as 'Big Digs'

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007

Dad of Alabama Hogzilla Killer Planning Hunt for Lost Souls

MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA — An Alabama man armed with a .50 caliber revolver and God on his side has sinners across America packing neighborhood churches and fearing for the eternal damnation of their souls.

Friday, June 1st, 2007

Where Bambi Meets the Bun

WASHINGTON D.C. — First, the Bush administration wanted to sell off BLM land to raise monies to help fund Hurricane Katrina relief and the war in Iraq. Last year, it was a plan to sell off federal forest land to pay for rural schools. Now word has leaked from Washington on a republican-led initiative to [...]

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

Trapper Nets Solution To Curb Illegal Immigration

COLONIAL PARK, PA — The deer emerge from the tree line after sundown and head right for the hastas.  Clearly illuminated by neighborhood streetlights, nearly a dozen animals pass by the sandbox and a swing set.  The lead doe lowers her head to take a sip from a blue Sponge Bob kiddie pool while the [...]

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

Bowhunter says Instinctive Shooting a Real Pain in the Ass

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — “I was just trying to put the challenge back into bowhunting,” says Rolland Myers.  “Now doctors are saying I might never walk upright again.”
Only 37, Myers, a Richmond area contractor and self-described “wheel-head” has been bowhunting for almost a quarter century.
“In twenty-five years bowhunting with modern archery gear I never missed a [...]